Portland Pickings OR I have to move

I start to feel like Woody Allen when I’m reading these postings on Craigslist. Some of them are such obvious stereotypes. One person posted their ad like this snippet “attitude.no pets,couples.all” When you can’t even muster the energy to hit the space bar between articles in your sentences, that says something…

Then you run into people who say things like “I am definitely magical and feel very connected to the fairy/angelic world.” ok. Is that on the application?

Well at least my clothes are gluten free.